NEED PROOF? Seriously, do you know anyone who's ever bought one of his records? We don't. Don't you think that's a little suspicious?
|The Original Identity Thief|
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And then, wouldn't it be equally easy for that man to launder that money into a child slavery ring and rotisserie chicken restaurant chain in order to live the lifestyle of an unassuming country music sensation? Thus, poisoning America's economy and ear canals.
Yes, we know. Why hasn't anyone come up with this earlier?